Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
\nA: His followers don’t think they’re funny and everyone else don’t think they’re jokes.<\/p>\n
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
\nA: It stands between him and the First.<\/p>\n
Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
\nA: One is a sk u m sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.<\/p>\n
Q: What’s the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
\nA: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.<\/p>\n
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
\nA: A fund raiser.<\/p>\n
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
\nA: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.<\/p>\n
Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
\nA: The pizza can feed a family of four..<\/p>\n
Q: What’s the difference between a zoo and the White House?
\nA: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin African.<\/p>\n
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
\nA: America!<\/p>\n
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?
\nA: An Obama-nation..<\/p>\n
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Hitler?
\nA: Hitler wrote his own book.<\/p>\n
Q: What’s another difference between Obama and Hitler?
\nA: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.<\/p>\n
Q: Why doesn’t Obama pray?
\nA: It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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